Therapist: Well, the wildlife viewing must have been nice.
Evan: Mostly dead squirrels on the road. We almost hit an old lady's horse too.
Evan: Actually, we ripped the bumper off trying to 4 wheel drive through a rut and almost got stuck.
Therapist: Good thing you had that cell phone.
Evan: Actually, this all occurred just seconds after we confirmed cellular service was unavailable.
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